Fings ain't wot they used t'be: [original London cast]

Overture ; G'night dearie

Fings ain't wot they used t'be

Layin' abaht

Where it's hot

The ceilin's comin' dahn

Contempery

Entr'acte

Cochran will return

Polka dots

Meatface

Where do little birds go? ; Big time ; Fings ain't wot they used t'be (reprise)

Carve up!

Cop a bit of pride

The student ponce

Fings ain't wot they used t'be (finale)

Contempery

G'night dearie.